魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 1994

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 梓林 2小时前 :

    成年人都搞不懂的东西,被“愚蠢”的小新看透了,为什么一定要做“精英”呢?为什么一定要活在别人的期待里呢?做个普普通通的人多好

  • 竺雨兰 0小时前 :

    既然每个人都能够用作弊的方法称为超级精英,那超级精英的意义何在?胡闹的坦荡过一生才是真快乐。结尾特别有香港贺岁片那种大团圆的糊弄感

  • 马佳梦香 9小时前 :

    居然看完有点点感动,番长摘下面具真的好帅呀

  • 牧白秋 0小时前 :

    寓意挺深刻,剧情适合小孩观看,但后面硬扯什么青春就煽情且尬了,没有蜡笔小新情怀,只能给三星,不能再多了。

  • 梅芙 2小时前 :

    本以为已经过了对蜡笔小新充满兴趣的年纪,怎奈还是看得哭吸溜了,说不上多么好,心中小新系列映画top1仍然是大人帝国。可能是共鸣太强吧,片尾曲完全绷不住了。

  • 运礼 7小时前 :

    做精英的人生怎样 一直胡闹的人生又怎样 我野原新之助只知道把握当下!

  • 树昊穹 7小时前 :

    这个剧场版,会让人联想到,春日部防卫队五人组长大以后会不会渐行渐远。。惆怅

  • 美寒 4小时前 :

    春日部防卫队!你永远可以相信春日部防卫队~

  • 税玉宇 3小时前 :

    剧场版无论是亲情还是友情都能讲得让人热泪盈眶

  • 裴尔阳 6小时前 :

    真的太喜欢小新了,风间你这个傲娇受也只有小新能受得了你。他们是终于幼儿园升小学了么😂

  • 钦迎荷 9小时前 :

    没想到小新还有这种格局……本格推理+热血青春剧,还批判了精英教育,挺有意思的!

  • 晨柏 9小时前 :

    什么是青春呢?青春是铁面具,是恋爱,是闪闪发亮,是自卑感,是后悔,是人情世故,是孤独,是狂欢,是曾经拥有,是此时此刻。又燃又温馨,夹杂着正统但是不正经的本格推理,真的很美好啊。

  • 震国 1小时前 :

    ps.小新和风间原来这么好磕

  • 霜成荫 0小时前 :

    吸屁屁鬼是什么鬼啦!再一次感叹小新有一个完美的原生家庭

  • 运梓敏 8小时前 :

    自《大人帝国》之后再也没有想过蜡笔能再出一部热血人生题材的电影。

  • 闫法文光 6小时前 :

    6.2/10,PG。“人生识字忧患始”,幼儿园毕业开始上小学,开始识字,就开始进入真实的社会。而我们真实的社会是一个阶级社会。大家为了赚“精英积分”(钱)会在校园里(社会中),丢掉天真,开始高压、冰冷的执行者一项项任务。

  • 阿如心 4小时前 :

    这两年的新作没以前的精彩了啊,也就看蜡笔小新剧场版的时候最接近童年了

  • 泥安吉 5小时前 :

    真的有被小新的动作给笑到,强行推理了。SY

  • 美帆 5小时前 :

    9

  • 是端敏 6小时前 :

    这是一部能让成年人体会童年的欢乐的电影。又正如好姐妹所说,欢乐之外还有感动。能做到这些就已经可以说是不可多得的好电影了。

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